Forty-four states are pushing to develop more secure driver’s licenses and ID cards, in compliance with the new federal Real ID law. But, for security purposes, we can’t tell you the names of those 44 states.

The move is an attempt by the Dept. of Homeland Security to make it more difficult for would-be terrorists to get licenses. This makes sense because terrorists would never drive a bomb-filled vehicle into a building without a driver’s license.



Comedian Pauly Shore is suing his neighbor, horror filmmaker Wes Craven, for allegedly damaging his property with landscaping changes. I feel sorry for Wes Craven, but hey, whatever it takes to keep Pauly out of movies.

Craven is also suing Shore, who, prior to this case, has already been proven not to be funny.

The two should just duel using their respective talents. Craven could show how scary he can be with a new film, and Pauly can show how scary his comedy can be.



This past Sunday, a church in Florida issued an unusual challenge to its married members: to have sex every day for 30 days. Members were happy about the idea until the pastor further explained that the sex had to be with their own spouse.

The reason for the challenge is the high divorce rate, which church leaders say, can be helped through more sex and intimacy.

The idea came to him when he saw his congregation on their knees.

The pastor is helping in other ways, as well. At communion he is giving parishioners Viagra.

Some members of the church were so inspired by the message that they have already volunteered for a missionary position.

Officials of the Catholic Church have offered similar challenges in the past, only in this one, both partners are adults.