Speaking in Philadelphia, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton likened herself to Rocky Balboa, saying she never gives up, and she’s going to make it to the top of the steps. I wonder if someone is going to remind Hillary that at the end of the movie, Rocky lost the fight.

It’s easy to see what Hillary has in common with Rocky, though. They are both dedicated, both willing to step into the ring against a tough opponent, and they both had the hots for Adrian.



The Associated Press reported today that the New York Yankees’ Alex Rodriguez makes more money himself than the entire Florida Marlins team. Yankees fans were left asking, “Who the hell is Florida Marlins?”

A-Rod’s salary is $28 million, not including any bonuses or endorsements. That means that even if he bats a .333 average, he is getting $18.6 million to be called “out.”

His salary is about 10 times the Major League Baseball player average, meaning you could hire a pro player to fill every field position and still have a designated hitter, for the same cost as A-rod alone. And they say there’s no “I” in the word “team!”



In new commercials, Subway spokesman Jared Fogle, who famously lost over 200 lbs. on a Subway sandwich diet, is being congratulated for keeping the weight off for 10 years. You know what else Jared has kept off for ten years? Women.