Tuesday, August 4, 2009

“Clinton to the Rescue”

Former President Bill Clinton flew to North Korea Tuesday and apologized on behalf of imprisoned journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee so Kim Jong-Il would grant them a special pardon. Clinton did this for the obvious reason: a long flight back with two grateful, vulnerable women in a private plane.

Even when Clinton was president, he was a good negotiator, and even better at picking up women.

Clinton wanted to know the specs of the size of the plane's rear section. As everyone knows, he's always interested in a little tail.

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