“Minor Damage”

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=10463024

The manager of a Detroit strip club was arrested after it was discovered that a girl working as a dancer was only 14 years old. Police say he should have known she was underage because she preferred to be tipped with cookies and milk.

The manager claims he didn’t know she was so young. He said, “She was just like all the other dancers: she was pretty, wore a lot of make-up, and had a 7^th grade education.”

They should have known she was too young. On stage, when she slid down the pole, she said, “Whee!”

The manager should have realized how young she was. Her G-string was UndeRoos.

The girl had a fake ID, but the club should have known she wasn’t really 18: she doesn’t even have a baby.

She didn’t mind taking off her clothes, but she threw a temper tantrum when she had to pick them up from the stage.

The girl invited one of her regulars back to her crib, and it was actually a crib.