A new report shows the rate of child abuse among Lesbian parents is at zero percent. Obviously, that’s not counting the emotional trauma and humiliation caused by their mullets.
So lesbians’ homes are safe, healthy, and comfortable, just like their Birkenstocks.
The study made Rosie O’Donnell’s kids finally feel safe.
Among straight couples, there has always been a percentage of abuse that has gone unreported due to some mothers’ physical fear of the father. But among lesbian couples, neither partner would be afraid to finger the other.
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