Tuesday, February 8, 2011

“Throat Culture” or “Semen Is Believing”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/shopper-ingested-semen-tainted-yogurt-sample

A New Mexico grocery clerk was arrested for giving a woman a yogurt sample that contained semen. The case may be hard to prove, since the police weren’t enthusiastic about collecting another sample.

The clerk had never given free samples before, but was willing to give it a whack.

The clerk’s actions were described by his employer as immature, and by his ex-girlfriend as premature.

When police asked the woman why she ate it in the first place, she said, “So I wouldn’t get pregnant.”

If customers wanted to buy the yogurt after a sample, the clerk gave them a free spooning.

Call me old fashioned, but I think a guy ought to take a girl out a few times before giving her a free yogurt sample.

The clerk may go to prison, where he’ll get a taste of his own medicine.

Rousing suspicion, every time the clerk gave out a free yogurt sample, he always fell asleep right afterwards.

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