The Academy Awards has confirmed that Eddie Murphy has been
asked host the 2012 Oscars. It’s the only
way that Murphy’s presence at the awards could have a context to make any sense.
If Murphy does host, he won’t be alone. He’ll be joined by co-hosts Eddie in a fat
suit, Eddie as an old man, Eddie as a fat lady, and Eddie as a fat, old lady.
If Eddie hosts, his date will be determined at the last
minute, but he has confirmed that it will be transvestite hooker he’ll have
just met.
The Oscars have a history of running too long and being
boring, prompting next year’s show to already be dubbed, Yet Another 48 Hours.
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