Showing posts with label Amy Winehouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amy Winehouse. Show all posts

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Random, unrelated news

New research says that alcohol is more dangerous than heroin and cocaine. The research was done in an extensive, double-blind study performed exclusively by Amy Winehouse.


In his new book, George W. Bush says he considered dropping Dick Cheney from the ticket in his 2004 campaign for re-election. It became a moot point, however, since most of Cheney's vital organs had already been replaced with robot parts and artificial organs.

Monday, March 9, 2009

"Chasing Amy"

Singer Amy Winehouse had to cancel her planned appearance at the Coachella music festival in April, since she has to appear in court that day for allegedly hitting a fan at a London party. Amy won’t appear in court either, as she already plans to be on a bender and spend that day lying on the floor of a hotel lobby in a puddle of her own filth.

Before becoming a tabloid staple for her court cases and marital problems, Amy used to be an award-winning sloppy mess.

Amy is starting to strongly discourage teens from abusing drugs and alcohol, but she hasn’t been doing so intentionally.