“Arnold: He’ll Be Back”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/07/arnold-schwarzenegger-signs-on-to-first-post-split-film-/1

Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed on to appear in his first movie since his term as governor ended and his marriage split was announced, and it’s a Western.  There’s a rumor it’s going to be a Spaghetti Western, about the child he had with his housekeeper. It will be called, Pasta La Vista, Baby.

Some other possible movie titles:

 The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Affair

A Fistful of Dollars for the Housekeeper

For a Few Dollars More for your Love Child

Once Upon a Time in a Mexican.

Dutch Cassidy and the Secret Kid

or possibly

Tomb-Stone: It’s Not a Tomb-er

Based on his current weight and muscle-toe, however, some movie fans think Arnold should stick to roles like Conan, the Barber.  

“Animated Discussion”

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2011-04-04-creepy-animation_N.htm

The Disney movie Mars Needs Moms may have failed with moviegoers due an animation reaction known as the “uncanny valley,” a phenomenon of rejecting animated characters who look realistically human, but still somehow lack the feeling of a real living person. Viewers have the same reaction to Joan Rivers and George Hamilton.

"R.I.P. Alfred"

Michael Gough, who played Alfred the Butler in the Batman movies in the 90's, died Thursday at age 94. Unfortunately, this means he won't get to see Batman finally marry Robin.

He moves on to eternal paradise, which, for Mr. Gough, means never again having to tolerate another joke about waxing the Bat-pole.

Director Joel Schumacher is being sought for questioning. Though there is no evidence of foul play in the case of Mr. Gough's death, years ago, Schumacher single-handedly killed the Batman franchise.