“GE’s New Image”

GE Healthcare, a maker of diagnostic imaging equipment, is moving its X-ray global headquarters from the U.S. to Beijing, China.  There will be only one small change production: the X-Ray’s won’t show anything because the machines will be covered in lead paint.

“Slow Road to China”

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100823/sc_afp/chinaroadtraffic

In China, The Beijing-Tibet expressway was clogged with traffic that stretched 62 miles and took 9 days to get through. Officials had no way to resolve the traffic jam, so state media just called it the world’s longest parade.

With motorists stuck on the road, local merchants sold them water and food at inflated prices. In other words, we finally found a way to get the Chinese to adopt capitalism.