It was announced this week that Dick Van Dyke, age 86, married his make-up artist, Arlene Silver, age 40 on Leap Day. What’s surprising is not their age difference, but that she married him knowing what he looks like before he gets any make-up put on.
Despite Van Dyke’s age, the Mary Poppins star apparently really knows how to sweep her chimney.
The bride’s parents were a little shocked to find out that their daughter suddenly announced she was now a Dyke.
If the rumor is true that Dick is taking Viagra, it won’t be the ottoman he’s tripping over.
