Showing posts with label IHOP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IHOP. Show all posts

Thursday, September 16, 2010

“What’s All the Flap, Jack?” or "Living On a 'Prayer'"

The International House of Pancakes is suing to stop the Kansas City based faith group International House of Prayer from using the acronym IHOP. So far they have no issue, however, with the Interstate Hub of Porn.

The House of Prayer is also being asked to stop referring to gays as “Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.”

The church says they never intened to benefit from the restaurant chain’s fame. Hard to believe, since their slogan is “Come Hungry, Leave Holy.”

Also, they are the only church to offer you your communion wafer with a choice of syrups, whipped cream, or fruit topping.

Since the church directly stole the idea and words from a previous existing entity, they will be forced to call themselves the International House of Plagiarism.

In a compromise, the church will change their name to Denny’s.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

"Batter Up"

Today is National Pancake Day, an annual free-pancakes charity event sponsored by IHOP to benefit the Children’s Miracle Network. The nonprofit hopes to make $1 for every inch gained on each customer’s waist.

Each year it has been held, the event has raised over a million dollars for charity in a single day, showing just how warm Americans’ hearts are. Clogged with butter and syrup, yes, but still warm.