"Trimming the Budget"

http://thelook.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/17/11250804-john-edwards-goes-from-500-haircuts-to-1295-supercuts?lite

In the wake of corruption charges and other troubles, John Edwards has reportedly gone from getting haircuts that cost up to $500 to going to SuperCuts.  But Edwards is ready to abandon SuperCuts if his legal problems go away, or it SuperCuts gets cancer.

Is it just me, or hasn’t John Edwards always looked like he gets his hair cut at SuperCuts?

“Judge Agrees: Edwards Needs a Knife Stuck in his Chest”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2012/01/john-edwards-life-threatening-condition-/1

Citing a “life-threatening” need for heart surgery, a federal judge has postponed John Edwards’s trial for allegedly breaking campaign finance laws to cover his affair with Rielle Hunter.  Two doctors confirmed that Edwards’ condition, as the affair while his wife was dying of cancer proves that he was and is heartless.

In a related story, John Kerry has flip-flopped on supporting Edwards.

“Cheating on the Country” or “Adultery: Making a Federal Case out of It”

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_edwards_investigation

Former Senator John Edwards was indicted today on charges that campaign money was used to cover up his extramarital affair during the 2008 election.  Edwards insists that besides abandoning his wife while she battled cancer, having the affair, getting his mistress pregnant, denying he was the father, and hiding the baby, he’s done nothing wrong.

Hundreds of thousands of dollars were allegedly kept mistress Reille Hunter and her baby hidden.  Secret checks sometimes came in boxes of chocolate.  Then Edwards had a real moral dilemma: give the chocolates to his wife or his mistress?

Appropriately, the chocolate was bitter-sweet.

The Indictment of John Edwards is also a reminder of fake TV psychic John Edward, from ‘Crossing Over,” who, after the former senator’s scandal, now appears to be the lesser of the two douches.

“Where There’s a Will”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/01/elizabeth-edwards-john-edwards-will-/1

According to CNN, Elizabeth Edwards did not mention or leave anything to her estranged husband, former senator John Edwards. That’s because John only wanted 2 things, and she couldn’t leave him the presidency and he was already getting tail somewhere else.

Mrs. Edwards left all of her property and royalties from her best-selling books to her 3 surviving children, although what they really wanted was a less sleazy father.

Elizabeth was unable to give John the one thing she really wanted to: her cancer.