“Family Television”

This week's airing of The Kennedys miniseries brought record ratings to the Reelzchannel.  While much of America had been asking, “What’s Reelzchannel,” high school students are asking, “Who are the Kennedys?”

“Opening Casket (Bid)” or "Coffin Up the Dough"

A Los Angeles auction house announced on Tuesday that it is auctioning off the coffin of JFK assassin Lee Harvey Oswald. Well, they were going to, until jack Ruby shot it.

The CIA is trying to arrange for it to be a silent auction.

Conspiracy theorists are already saying that there had to have been a second coffin.