"Action Stopped"

http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/macgyver-star-richard-dean-anderson-suffers-through-stalled-car-situation-1657764.story

Richard Dean Anderson, of MacGyver fame, got stuck on the side of the road when his car broke down in Malibu Tuesday.  A tow truck eventually showed up, but instead of towing the car, the driver gave Anderson 30 seconds to get his car started again using only the parts of his wristwatch and a flashlight before a time-bomb went off.

“Master Race Car”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-08-16-gibson-crash_N.htm

Over the weekend, Mel Gibson crashed his Maserati into a hillside in Malibu. Gibson was not injured, and alcohol was not believed to be a factor, but Gibson is certain the hillside was being controlled by the Jews.

Unfortunately, there is no audio tape to tell us if Mel had previously threatened to take a sports car to the side of his own head or to bury himself in a hillside.

Some suspect Mel may have crashed the Maserati on purpose, in anger. The car was supposed to meet him for sex at the Jacuzzi, but it had been too tired.