“Advice Column”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2012/05/Sarah-Palin-vice-president-vetting-John-McCain--694923/1#.T7QW3ug192A

In a Wall Street Journal column, an advisor on John McCain’s 2008 election campaign revealed that, at the time Sarah Palin was chosen as his running mate, he called her, “high risk, high reward.”  That’s exactly the same way Levi Johnston described unprotected sex with Bristol Palin. 

"Sleepy VP"

During President Obama's deficit speech this week, cameras caught Joe Biden falling asleep.  Democrats weren’t surprised, since the White House has just made it standard practice to tranquilize him before public events so he doesn’t get off his leash and break something.

“A Dick Says What?”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2011/01/cheney-obama-will-be-a-one-term-president/1?csp=hf

Former Vice President Dick Cheney said on The Today Show Tuesday that he thinks Barak Obama will be a one-term president. Cheney added, “Obama won’t be running this country for 8 years, like I did. – I mean, like Georgie did.”

When asked about the current uproar over gun laws since the recent Arizona shootings, Cheney said, “We need to be… careful about assuming… society or… political class bears the responsibility for what happened… when it was the act of a deranged, crazed individual.” Adding, “And I know what I’m talking about – I’ve shot a friend in the face.”