Max
Page, the 7-year-old boy who, in 2011, played little Darth Vader in a hit
Superbowl commercial for Volkswagon is recovering following successful surgery
to replace a heart valve Thursday. Fortunately, he hasn’t turned to the Dark
Side.
The
new heart valve is by Volkswagon.
The
Sith would love to really get their hands on little Max, but they won’t be able
to turn the Page.
His
doctors are recommending that in order to heal, he needs to get lots of rest,
take his meds, and use the Force.
Some
were worried Max might not pull through.
Max answered them with, “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
Fortunately,
young Vader has the best doctors on Tattooine.
George
Lucas plans to go back and digitally alter Max’s heart so it never had a defect,
as he originally intended.
In
a somewhat related story, former child actor Jake Lloyd spent the week in good
health, on a rented couch in his underwear.
