“Full Nelson”

Willie Nelson pleaded ‘No contest’ to a possession of drug paraphernalia charge and was fined $500.  The paraphernalia: his wardrobe.

Willie plans to write off the $500 fine on his taxes as a business expense.

“Full Nelson”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-11-26-willie-nelson-charges_N.htm

Country music legend Willie Nelson was arrested Friday for drug possession when 6 oz. of marijuana was found on his tour bus at a border patrol checkpoint in Texas. An officer became suspicious when he saw that #1 - it was a tour bus, and #2 - it was Willie Nelson.

The officer smelled marijuana as soon as the bus door was opened. Willie explained that they did that on purpose to cover the smell of his unwashed hair.

The incident proves that when people smoke pot, they are much more likely to “make a run for the border.”