“Deportment of Homeland Security”

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/15/12240894-skepticism-joy-among-illegal-immigrants-over-obama-decision?lite

On Friday, President Obama announced that the government will no longer seek to deport illegal aliens under 30 if they came to the U.S. as children.  Proving to birthers that he was born in Kenya.

Obama’s move will halt undocumented immigrants from facing deportation, and will allow them work permits under certain conditions.  Condition 1: they have to vote for him.

This is Obama’s second major win in solving the illegal immigration problem.  The first was curbing the desire to sneak into America, since there are no jobs.

Meanwhile, Mitt Romney’s idea of solving the problem of illegal immigration is to outsource all jobs to Mexico.

"Hagar: 'It Was Horrible'"

In a recent interview, Sammy Hagar said he was once abducted by aliens. The aliens proved their superior intelligence by sending him back.

It is possible that when Sammy says he was abducted, taken away from Earth, and then returned, he's just remembering his experience with Van Halen.

David Lee Roth was also once picked up by aliens, but they were just bringing him back to whatever planet he came from.