“Fangs for Nothing.” or “Dental Damage”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/28/dentist-pulls-all-exs-teeth-out_n_1461288.html

In Poland, a man who broke up with his dentist girlfriend still kept an appointment with her 2 days later, only to have her put him under and pull out all of his teeth.  She now faces 3 years in prison.  She may get off, as there are a lot of gaps in his story.

Now, of course, she has not only lost a boyfriend, she has lost a patient.

If she was smart, she saved the teeth so she can make them into a shiv in prison.

Like most boyfriends, he would have been fine if he had just kept his mouth shut.

In light of what happened to him, his dental insurance company is desperately trying to deny his claim.

On the bright side, his toothache won’t be a problem anymore.

Most people hearing about this were shocked.  Except John Wayne Bobbitt, who said, “Oh, big deal.”

“The Tooth Hurts” or "Clip on"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46189842/ns/health-health_care/

A Massachusetts dentist accused of using paper clips in root canals instead of sterile stainless steel posts, among other charges, has lost his license and is being sent to jail for a year.  After completing his jail time, he will move to England to be hailed as the best dentist the country.

This is the second blow to his dental practice, which was already running suspiciously low on office supplies.

Asked why he thought a paper clip would be helpful, he said, “It always worked in Microsoft Office.”