"Kiwi Quake"

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2011-07-06-new-zealand-kermadec-islands-earthquake_n.htm

A 7.6 earthquake hit remote islands of New Zealand early Thursday morning, causing a small tsunami.  There were high waves, but no damage due to the distance from civilization, so it just meant the Hobbits could spend the day surfing.

“Got a Penn?”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/01/sean-penn-vows-to-work-in-haiti-for-the-rest-of-his-life/1

Sean Penn told The Hollywood Reporter that, in the wake of the earthquake in Haiti last year, he plans to stay there for the rest of his life when not working on a movie. This proves Spicolli will do anything to avoid Mr. Hand’s class.

All Penn needs are food and water, basic shelter, and The Hollywood Reporter telling the world what a hero he is.