“Korean Conflict”

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/soccer/worldcup/2011-06-28-usa-north-korea-world-cup-lauren-cheney_n.htm

At this year’s first Women’s World Cup soccer match-up, team USA defeated North Korea, 2 -0.  As a result, an angry Kim Jong Il is launching hundreds of soccer balls towards South Korea.

Kim Jong Il is a very big fan of women’s sports.  He hasn’t said so, but one can assume, based on his lesbian-style haircut.