“LL Cool Justice”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/story/2012-08-22/ll-cool-j-burglar/57205912/1

Actor/Rapper LL Cool J stopped a burglar who had broken into his house and held him until police arrived.  The burglar wasn’t actually trying to escape arrest, he just wanted to flee before Cool J made him watch NCIS: Los Angeles.

“Chris Brown to Calm Down?”

Singer Chris Brown's representatives have announced that he will be focusing on singing and performing and not doing any interviews about his personal life in 2012.  There's no joke ready for that.  Chris Brown wants to punch it up himself.