“Short Life”

The body of a dwarf porn star was found partially eaten at the bottom of an underground badger's den.  Those who knew him thought it was more likely he'd be done in by the beaver.

“Intern Goes All the Way”

A former intern for Hillary Clinton is now a hardcore porn star.  The only difference is interns don't get paid.

Now she's finally getting the experience she really needs for a career in politics.

Maybe this is what she meant when she said that she hoped that her internship with Hillary would lead to a prominent position.

“Adult Films, but Not Adultery”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2011-06-15-weiner-twitter-porn-actress_n.htm

A former porn actress named Ginger Lee claims that Congressman Anthony Weiner told her to lie about their email exchanges and Twitter messages.  It’s strange that Weiner might have expected her to remain quiet, since porn stars are not usually known for keeping their mouths closed.

Many of Weiner’s colleagues have issued calls for him to resign.  And most want his seat to be taken by Ginger Lee.

Most of the calls to resign are coming from within his own party, which is ironic, since Weiner’s whole scandal seems to have come from the fact that he wanted to party.