"Little Sister"

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/01/oprahs-secret-is-out/1

Oprah Winfrey announced on her show Monday that she has a half-sister that she only learned about recently. She’s actually Oprah-s full-blooded sister, but Oprah calls her a half-sister because she only weighs 200 lbs.

Oprah welled up with tears when she brought her sister, Patricia, on stage. In fact, she was so overcome with emotion, the only words she could get out were, “I’m not a lesbian.”

It is unknown whether or not Oprah intends to help Patricia financially, but one thing is clear: Patricia had better not try to touch Oprah’s food.

“Collection HomePlate”

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Nuns-stand-to-profit-from-auction-of-rare-Honus-?urn=mlb-280320

In Baltimore, an order of nuns inherited an antique Pittsburgh Pirates baseball card expected to fetch at least $150,000 at auction. In honor of the card, the nuns will trade in their rulers and start hitting school children with bats.