“Traveling at the Grope Rate”

http://travel.usatoday.com/flights/story/2011/07/Colorado-woman-accused-of-groping-TSA-agent/49477814/1

A Colorado woman was arrested last week for squeezing the breasts of a TSA security screener in the Phoenix airport.   The woman was arrested, charged, and offered a job as a TSA security screener.

At first the TSA agent didn’t notice, since that’s how all TSA agents now greet each other in the morning.