"Mounted Monument?"

A new statue in front of Sarah Palin's hometown high school in Wasilla, Alaska, is causing controversy because snickering students think the two stone shields surrounded by feathers resemble a vagina.  Those who are curious enough to want to see the statue up close just have to take it out on 3 dates or just get it drunk.

But don’t really try to have sex with it, or you’ll be charged with statutory rape.

“Museum of Modern Arnie”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/10/schwarzenegger-dedicates-museum-to-himself/1

Arnold Schwarzenegger flew to the town of Thal, Austria, were he grew up, to dedicate the museum that was his boyhood home.  It is unknown if that home originally had a Mexican housekeeper for him to have sex with.

Arnold unveiled a statue in his likeness, but continues to conceal additional, illegitimate children in his likeness.