“It’s What’s Under the Uniform that Counts.”

http://www.newser.com/story/123138/police-dept-apologizes-for-revealing-cops-bra-sizes.html

A police department in Indiana has apologized for accidentally revealing the bra sizes of female officers.  Meanwhile, female officers in training are upping their push-ups.

Based on the arrests the female officers have made, their records show impressive busts.

In a related story, their new dress uniforms will be double-breasted.