A government study identified 24 near-collisions on runways in 2008, despite the FAA’s attempt to step up runway safety. The airlines point responsibility towards passengers who didn’t return their tray tables to their upright positions.
Also, well done on three posts this week. But I;m still chessed at you. At Kiddish last week I was less than entertained. I dare say you were hiding from me. So now, to get revenge, I'm going to not entertain you.
Q: How many blonds does it take to screw in a lightblub.
A: I'm not telling you, not entertainment rememeber. Ha, Whos you daddy now? Stings don't it?
Please check out this short film I wrote and produced, "Security." It's a "COPS" parody, made long before Paul Blart, Observe & Report, and others jumped on the mall cop bandwagon. Worthy of note: The film stars QVC on-air host Sharon Faetsch (very nerded up) and was directed and edited by Lee Scott of Atomik Video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEQiI9VSQsw
Re: The Hollywooder Rebbe
Please check out the short film, "The Hollywooder Rebbe," linked below from YouTube. I was fortunate enough to meet and interview The Rebbe, one of hippest and holiest sages of our time. The Hasidic stuff is very 'inside,' but so are the industry references, so everyone can be equally amused and confused. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfjvGg4I6qI If you like it, spread the word. Thank you.
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I wrote comedy for host Elon Gold. Some of it was even funny.
Markus has written comedy for too many live shows and television episodes, mostly in Las Vegas and L.A., respectively. He has had comedy pouring out of him as a stand-up, sketch, and improv comedian, not to mention as an independant filmmaker.
He is also a loving husband, doting father, with a life, a few hobbies, and probably some interests.
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Also, well done on three posts this week. But I;m still chessed at you. At Kiddish last week I was less than entertained. I dare say you were hiding from me. So now, to get revenge, I'm going to not entertain you.
Q: How many blonds does it take to screw in a lightblub.
A: I'm not telling you, not entertainment rememeber. Ha, Whos you daddy now? Stings don't it?
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