“Nitrate Rangers”

The Cancer Project, an anti-meat group, is suing to get hot dog packaging to be labeled with cancer warnings. Manufacturers think it’s sufficient to label their packages, “Warning: contains all the stuff that goes into hot dogs.”

The most likely cause of any processed meat related cancer is, of course, smoking meats.

Meanwhile, an anti-fossil fuels group is suing to get hot dog packaging to be labeled with gas warnings.