“Spyin’ on Ryan”

A man accused of stalking Ryan Seacrest pleaded no contest to felony charges in a Los Angeles court Tuesday. The man decided to cooperate with prosecutors once he realized there could be no legitimate excuse for showing interest in Ryan Seacrest.

Relieved to hear the outcome of the case, Seacrest said, ‘THIS… is AmERican Justice.”

Ryan is just happy that the ordeal is over. Happy and gay.