Starbucks is introducing a new size for iced coffee and tea drinks, larger than the Venti. When serving the new Trenta, baristas will just dump a barrel of your iced beverage over your head.
If you order the Trenta intending to sit and drink it inside a Starbucks, you have to pay a surcharge to use their bathroom.
Instead of cutting prices to compete in this economy, Starbucks has closed convenient locations and now has a drink so large it is unwieldy. On a role, their next plan is to invent a louder cappuccino machine.
The price of the Trenta is your first born child, plus tax.
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