“Gary Coleman’s Last Firing” or “Char-Coleman”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-06-14-coleman-cremation_N.htm

Gary Coleman is to be cremated this week, as was stipulated in his will. His ashes will then be gathered into a pixie stick.

All the recent drama about the Diff'rent Strokes star’s death, estate handling, and final wishes will soon be spun off into a Facts of Life cremation.