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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

"Brown Smear"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100914/el_yblog_upshot/jerry-brown-apologizes-for-lewinsky-joke;_ylt=ArQ7Tj9wcNVGI0HuHjDLz8dbbBAF;_ylu=X3oDMTRwODdjMW8yBGFzc2V0Ay9zL3libG9nX3Vwc2hvdC8yMDEwMDkxNC9lbF95YmxvZ191cHNob3QvamVycnktYnJvd24tYXBvbG9naXplcy1mb3ItbGV3aW5za3ktam9rZQRjY29kZQNtcF9lY184XzEwBGNwb3MDNQRwb3MDNQRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3JpZXMEc2xrA2plcnJ5YnJvd25hcA--

Jerry Brown apologized Monday for making comments in a speech on Sunday referring to Bill Clinton’s sex scandal involving then White House intern Monica Lewinsky. Then he apologized for still living in 1996.
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It's Getting Late with Markus Kublin

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SECURITY, a short comedy film

SECURITY, a short comedy film
"No Badge. No Gun. No Clue."

Re: "Security"

Please check out this short film I wrote and produced, "Security." It's a "COPS" parody, made long before Paul Blart, Observe & Report, and others jumped on the mall cop bandwagon.
Worthy of note: The film stars QVC on-air host Sharon Faetsch (very nerded up) and was directed and edited by Lee Scott of Atomik Video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEQiI9VSQsw

Re: The Hollywooder Rebbe

Please check out the short film, "The Hollywooder Rebbe," linked below from YouTube. I was fortunate enough to meet and interview The Rebbe, one of hippest and holiest sages of our time.
The Hasidic stuff is very 'inside,' but so are the industry references, so everyone can be equally amused and confused.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfjvGg4I6qI
If you like it, spread the word. Thank you.
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Markus has written comedy for too many live shows and television episodes, mostly in Las Vegas and L.A., respectively. He has had comedy pouring out of him as a stand-up, sketch, and improv comedian, not to mention as an independant filmmaker. He is also a loving husband, doting father, with a life, a few hobbies, and probably some interests.
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