“Segway to the Next World”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/09/british-owner-of-segway-company-dies-after-apparently-driving-one-off-a-cliff/1

The man who owns the Segway personal vehicle company died in a freak accident over the weekend, when he drove one off a cliff. It was only last year that he had bought the company. This year, he bought the farm.

For his funeral, the hearse will have only 2 wheels.

In his memory, the next Segway model will be equipped with a new feature: brakes.