“Stripped of Cash”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/10/nightclub-patron-wins-650k-award-for-kick-in-the-face-from-strippers-shoe/1

A man who got licked in the face by a high heeled dancer in a Florida strip club was awarded a $650,000 settlement over injuries he received, including a broken nose. The man asked if he could get all the money in singles.

At the time of the incident, the stripper behaved like a true professional. She still expected a tip.

The man’s lawyer gets 50% of the settlement plus a lap dance.

Poor guy. Not only did he receive injuries to his nose and eye, now he gets flashbacks whenever he hears Britney Spears’ “Slave 4 U.” (or Lady Gaga?)