On Tuesday, Jean Claude Van Damme suffered a minor heart attack on the set of his new movie. It was preceded by superior heart attacks by Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis. Then followed by a copycat heart attack by Steven Segal and a cheaper one by Dolph Lundgren.
His brush with mortality will inspire his next project, where he will fight a cruel villian named Cholesterol.
Van Damme’s new movie is called Weapon. Its sequel will be called Defibrillator.
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