“AT&T-Mobile?”

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/2011-03-20-att-deal_N.htm

AT&T announced Sunday that they are buying T-Mobile, which would make them the nation's largest wireless carrier. AT&T will drop $39 billion to acquire T-Mobile, and will also continue to drop millions of calls.

T-Mobile was initially approached anonymously, but figured out the the offer came from AT&T when it was garbled and static-y.

AT&T will pay the money, but first they will force T-Mobile to make dozens of calls to its customer service unit, where they will be told that they’ve been transferred to the wrong department.