A
man going through the San Francisco airport was frisked and searched due to the
apparent, oversized bulge in his pants, which just turned out to be his
unusually large penis. Because it was
San Francisco, suspicion wasn’t all he aroused.
Thousands
of locals are demanding that the man be detained indefinitely.
Still,
the TSA does have to be on the lookout for biological weapons.
The
TSA agent who suspected him really pulled a boner this time.
In
the future, the TSA reserves the right to ask him to have his package checked.
Thought
the man was suspected of carrying contraband, he wasn’t. Still, he’s been sentenced to be hung.
To
give you an idea of just how big his manhood is, he was seated in Coach, but
his penis was in First Class.
After
the plane took off, the tower radioed the pilot to bring up the landing
gear. The pilot had to tell them, “Um,
that’s not the landing gear.”
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