Showing posts with label 2011 commencement. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2011 commencement. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

“A Person for our Time”

Time magazine has named its annual “Person of the Year,” and it is: ‘The Protester,’ acknowledging this years marches from Egypt to Occupy Wall Street.  When they saw the face of the protester on the cover, out of habit, UC Davis Police pepper-sprayed magazine stands.

Some who felt there were other, more important events or individuals decided to, well, protest.

The Protestors beat the likes of SEAL Team 6, Steve Jobs, and Herman Cain.  Meanwhile, cops beat the protesters.

Monday, June 13, 2011

“Conan Speaks”



Conan O’Brien spoke at the Dartmouth University’s commencement this weekend.  At least, until he was suddenly replaced by Jay Leno.

Conan was given an honorary Doctor of Arts degree.  As a result of being a doctor, he will now keep his audiences waiting an extra 20 minutes for no reason.