“Conan Speaks”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/06/conan-obrien-cracks-up-dartmouth-grads-/1

Conan O’Brien spoke at the Dartmouth University’s commencement this weekend.  At least, until he was suddenly replaced by Jay Leno.

Conan was given an honorary Doctor of Arts degree.  As a result of being a doctor, he will now keep his audiences waiting an extra 20 minutes for no reason.