Showing posts with label Brazil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brazil. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

“Universal Appeal”

The winner of last night’s Miss Universe pageant was Leila Lopes from Angola.  Her victory came as a surprise, mainly because no one ever heard of the country of Angola before.

So Miss Angola was declared the winner, but the real winners are all the contestants who get to go home and have no further contact with Donald Trump.


Miss Lopes now goes on to compete against the winners from all the other universes.

Monday, November 8, 2010

“Bananas for Cigarettes”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2010-11-08-smoking-chimp-rescued_N.htm

A 12-year-old chimpanzee has been rescued by animal rights activists and relocated to a Brazil sanctuary after being discovered smoking cigarettes in a Lebanon zoo. Apparently, in Lebanon, they don’t card for cigarettes.

In Brazil, the chimp will fight his nicotine addiction, and will be happy to get that monkey off his back.

The chimp’s treatment in Lebanon has brought harsh criticism, from his small cage enclosure to his chain… smoking.

It was a surprise to discover the chimp smoking, because, though they are social, they aren’t really pack animals.

Animals rights activists moved quickly once they thought the chimp was in danger. There were threats of violence from the Lebanese zoo’s camels when they heard the chimp was smoking Camels.

The smoking chimp would easily become agitated and would screech and scream as if cursing and swearing. Apparently, he had no filter.

The Brazilian sanctuary is glad to put a stop to the mistreatment of the animal. There is nothing funny about a chimpanzee smoking cigarettes. Cigars, however, now that’s hilarious.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

“McDollars”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/10/brazilian-court-orders-mcdonalds-to-pay-ex-manager-for-added-pounds/1

A Brazilian court ordered McDonald’s to pay $17,500 to a former manager who gained 65 lbs. over 12 years of sample food for quality plus the benefit of free lunches. The man hasn’t said how he’ll spend the money, but now he hopes to get hired as the manager of a gym.