Tuesday, September 13, 2011
“Universal Appeal”
Monday, November 8, 2010
“Bananas for Cigarettes”
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2010-11-08-smoking-chimp-rescued_N.htm
A 12-year-old chimpanzee has been rescued by animal rights activists and relocated to a
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The chimp’s treatment in
It was a surprise to discover the chimp smoking, because, though they are social, they aren’t really pack animals.
Animals rights activists moved quickly once they thought the chimp was in danger. There were threats of violence from the Lebanese zoo’s camels when they heard the chimp was smoking Camels.
The smoking chimp would easily become agitated and would screech and scream as if cursing and swearing. Apparently, he had no filter.
The Brazilian sanctuary is glad to put a stop to the mistreatment of the animal. There is nothing funny about a chimpanzee smoking cigarettes. Cigars, however, now that’s hilarious.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
“McDollars”
A Brazilian court ordered McDonald’s to pay $17,500 to a former manager who gained 65 lbs. over 12 years of sample food for quality plus the benefit of free lunches. The man hasn’t said how he’ll spend the money, but now he hopes to get hired as the manager of a gym.