“No Big Deal”

Guinness verified a new world record for the shortest living man, Junrey Balawing, an 18-year-old from the Philippines, who stands 23.6 inches tall.  Junrey plays the piano for a living.  Not well, but guys hire him just so they can say they have a 23 inch pianist.

Jurney considers it a tiny victory.

Now that he’s famous, Jurney may travel all over the world, and his airfare will be free since he easily fits in a carry-on.

Perhaps his new notoriety will enable him to buy his dream house.  He currently lives in Barbie’s Dream house.

“Bugging Out”

A Lansing man stuffed 16 live cockroaches into his mouth to break a Guinness world record and raise money for charity. The charity helps people stupid enough to shove bugs in their mouths.

Besides setting a world record, the event also provided solid proof that not everyone needs to have a hobby.

The cockroaches were not harmed in the stunt, but even they were grossed out.

The roaches were not eaten, but each of them counts their participation as having received oral.