NEW PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE SLOGANS

"Vote for Newt Gingrich.

Because to lead the free world, you should be of planetary size."

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"Mitt Romney for president.

Because the best way not to be afraid of Mormons is to have one everybody keeps an eye on..."

“ Rick Santorum.

He'll bring decorum. (That's why I'm for 'im.)”

"Support Ron Paul. 

Didn't he used to play Frasier and Niles' dad on TV?"

 ‎"There's still time to get behind Herman Cain.

After all, he wants to get behind you."

"Reelect President Obama.

I mean, come on, America, be fair; you gave W. two tries."

“Bachman Bach’s Out”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2012/01/bachmann-cancels-sc-schedules-news-conference/1?csp=hf

After finishing 6^th in the Iowa Republican caucuses Tuesday, Michelle Bachman has said she is suspending her presidential campaign, but said she will continue to fight against President Obama.  She did not specify how she’ll fight him, but one can presume her main weapon will be her crazy stare.

Now that Bachman is out of the campaign, she will be free to spend more time with her husband to try to turn him straight.