"Vote for Newt Gingrich.
Because to lead the free world, you should be of planetary size."
"Mitt Romney for president.
Because the best way not to be afraid of Mormons is to have one everybody keeps an eye on..."
“ Rick Santorum.
He'll bring decorum. (That's why I'm for 'im.)”
"Support Ron Paul.
Didn't he used to play Frasier and Niles' dad on TV?"
"There's still time to get behind Herman Cain.
After all, he wants to get behind you."
"Reelect President Obama.
I mean, come on, America, be fair; you gave W. two tries."
No comments:
Post a Comment