MTV
has announced that the next season of Jersey Shore would be its last. The reason for its cancellation after 6
seasons is that thanks to the cast, the state of New Jersey has run out of
alcohol.
The
most painful thing about the end of the series is, instead of referring to
Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi,” with the prefix “TV star,” people will have to refer
to her by the prefix “Best-selling author.”
Not
only do Snooki and J-Woww have their own spin-off anyway, now that Snooki has
given birth to her baby, she will be opening her own production company, in her
vagina.
Once
the series ends, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino will split his time between
product endorsement deals and using his own existence as evidence that
evolution is now working backwards.
Actually, once
the show is off the air, the cast drop their TV personas and will resume their
real lives: going to college and spending their spare time reading classic
literature and discussing philosophy.
