“That’s your Cue, Harry." or "Royal Hiney"

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2012/08/prince-harry-gets-naked-in-las-vegas/1?csp=hf#.UDVH4MGPUsc

TMZ caught images of a naked Prince Harry who was apparently playing strip billiards in a Las Vegas hotel.  Luckily, before anyone could see how the billiards game was going, Harry had the sense to cover his balls.

Things got even more awkward when cameras caught Harry chalking his own cue.

Hopefully the prince remembered the first rule of naked billiards: try not to scratch on the break.

The photos have resulted in the young royal’s new nickname, Prince Hairy.

Harry claims he was just trying to sink one in the corner pocket.

Most embarrassing to the royal family: Harry must be pretty bad at billiards.

“Media's 'Circus'”

http://travel.usatoday.com/destinations/dispatches/post/2011/06/atlantic-city-takes-a-sexy-page-from-vegas/174246/1

The Tropicana resort in Atlantic City is introducing more sexy entertainment, including a new show called the “Naked Circus.”  The idea of the circus is to get patrons to pitch their own tents.

Some have criticized the casinos for having women peel off their clothes in order to increase business.  But this is just a reverse of what the casinos have done for decades: taking the shirts off the gamblers’ backs.