“That’s your Cue, Harry." or "Royal Hiney"

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2012/08/prince-harry-gets-naked-in-las-vegas/1?csp=hf#.UDVH4MGPUsc

TMZ caught images of a naked Prince Harry who was apparently playing strip billiards in a Las Vegas hotel.  Luckily, before anyone could see how the billiards game was going, Harry had the sense to cover his balls.

Things got even more awkward when cameras caught Harry chalking his own cue.

Hopefully the prince remembered the first rule of naked billiards: try not to scratch on the break.

The photos have resulted in the young royal’s new nickname, Prince Hairy.

Harry claims he was just trying to sink one in the corner pocket.

Most embarrassing to the royal family: Harry must be pretty bad at billiards.

“Cream of the Crop” or “The Big Cheese”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/07/prince-charles-laments-the-end-of-harry-potter-/1

Prince Charles and his wife Camilla observed the process for a commemorative Queen’s Diamond Jubilee cheddar cheese at the Dairy Crest creamery Tuesday.    There was an awkward moment when a dairy employee mistook Camilla for a cow and tried to milk her.

Being a good sport, Camilla gave about 2 gallons.