“Cheating Dog”

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/golf/pga/story/2011-10-09/fan-throws-hot-dog-at-tiger-fryscom-open/50712466/1?csp=hf

A man was arrested for throwing a hot dog at Tiger Woods on the 7^th green at the Frys.com open Sunday.   The hot dog missed, and the man was not identified, but had the hot dog hit Tiger in the face, the attacker would surely have been identified as Karma.

Hot dog or no hot dog, Woods finished tied for 30^th place, with no chance to catsup.

“Caddy Sacked” or "Tiger Strikes"

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2011/07/tiger-woods-caddie-steve-williams-part-ways/1

Tiger Woods has let his long-time caddy, Steve Williams, go after 13 years.  It seems Woods has been keeping at least a dozen other caddies on the side.

Williams was not happy about the parting, especially after the two just had sex last night.

Tiger ended the relationship, and then got into a golf cart and drove it into a tree.