“’Desperate’ Seeking Susan?”

Susan Lucci has confirmed that after All My Children ends she may be joining the cast of Desperate Housewives.  Her fans approve, since they are named in the title of the show.

“Cleaning Out Soaps”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/04/abc-cancels-all-my-children-and-one-life-to-live/1

ABC has cancelled long running sop operas All My Children and One Life to Live.  Instead of watching, the audience for both shows will now have to get a life to live.

The network would have kept All My Children on, but they’ve literally run out of people for Susan Lucci’s character Erica Kane to sleep with.

They’ve also run out of ABC executives for Susan Lucci to sleep with.

All my Children has been on so long, it should be called “All My Great-Grandchildren.”